"Cooking is art, and art is explosions!"
I CAN CONQUER THE WORLD, SHINING, SHIMMERING, DYING
TELL ME PRINCESS, NOW WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART BE RULED
TALE AS OLD AS TIME
TRUE AS TURN OF WHEEL
FREEDOM IS A LIE
BOW TO ME OR DIE
YOU WILL ALWAYS KNEEL~
EVER JUST DISDAIN
EVER WARS TO RISE
EVER HATING THOR
EVER JUST AS SURE
AS MIDGARD WILL DIE
CAN YOU FEEL YOUR BRAIN IGNITE
AS IT THINKS NO MORE
I’LL RULE MIDGARD AND ASGARD CERTAINLY
ONCE I GET RID OF THOR…
WHEN I WISH UPON A TESSERACT
MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHO STANDS AGAINST
FOR ANYTHING MY HEART DESIRES
WILL BE MINE
LOOK AT ME
I WILL NEVER PASS FOR AN ASGARDIAN
OR A PERFECT HEIR
CAN IT BE, THAT I’M NOT MEANT
TO PLAY THIS PART?
AM I MEANT TO RULE?
HOW TALL DO THE FROST GIANTS GROW?
IF WE KILL THEM NOW, THEN WE’LL NEVER KNOW?
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE HORSE CRY TO IT’S LONG LOVED MUM?
OR FELT ALL MIDGARD KNEEL IN THEIR LOSS
SO KNEEL, ALL YOU FUCKERS, INCLUDING YOU, THOR.
AND I’LL PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE BIFROST.
IF THERE’S A PRIZE FOR ROTTEN JUDGEMENT
I GUESS I’VE ALREADY WON THAT
NO REALM IS WORTH THE AGGREVATION
IT’S ANCIENT HISTORY
BEEN THERE, DONE THAT
WHO’D’YA THINK YOU’RE KIDDING?
YOU’D HAVE ASGARD AND JOTUNHEIM
TRY TO KEEP IT HIDDEN
SOMETIMES HEIMDALL CANNOT SEE YOU
BOY YOU CAN’T CONCEAL IT
WHEN YOU TOUCH THE CASKET
WHO YOUR FATHER IS
NO CHANCE, NO WAY
I WON’T SAY I’M HIS SON
YOU’RE BLUE, RED EYES
WHY DENY IT, OH OH
IT CAN’T BE TRUE
I CAN’T BE LAUFEY’S SON
guySSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
LIVING WITH ODIN, YOU WON’T GET TOO FAR
REALMS ARE REQUIRED FOR RULING, LEADING
COMMANDING IT’S SUBJECTS TO- WHAT’S THAT WORD AGAIN?
KNEEL
WHERE THEY SHALL BOW, THEY SHALL OBEY
WHERE THEY SHALL KNEEL TO ME EVERYDAY
AND TO ONLY ME, BECAUSE I SHALL BE
RULING THEIR REALM
ok sorry I had to do it
THOUGH I’M ONE PRETENTIOUS LEADER,
I AM ADEPT, NOT SHORTSIGHTED,
CAUSE WAY DOWN DEEP INSIDE I’VE GOT A SCHEME
I’VE GOT A SCHEME!
(Chitauri) HE’S GOT A SCHEME
I’VE GOT A SCHEME!
(Chitauri) HE’S GOT A SCHEME
AND I KNOW ONE DAY REVENGE WILL REIGN SUPREME
THOUGH MY FORCE LEAVES ASGARD SCREAMING,
THERE’S A PLAN THAT’S FULL OF GLEAMING,
LIKE NOBODY ELSE EVER I’VE GOT A SCHEME
(Source: overitdotcom, via cauldronofmischief)
My Loki cosplay, worn on the Saturday of the London MCM expo. I’m quite pleased with how this turned out for my first attempt, I’ll definitely re-make it at some point. I attempted to get a close-up shot of my scepter which is why I’m a bit blurred X3. Slight edits made to hide the lace wig line and clean up some chipped wood marks on the front of the scepter. My brother helped me take the photo on this one, thanks bro! ~
Had an amazing time over the weekend, it was lovely to see everyone again! I’ll post some more up later. :)
Your welcome, your costume looked great btw :)
(Source: mandavee, via thetinyfawn)
How To Train Your Dragon…I have watched you countless times. HOW DO YOU STILL MANAGE TO MAKE ME FEEL SO DAMN MUCH IN THE SPAN OF 90 MINUTES?!?!?! HOW?!
(Source: tardisdropthebass)
